Fucked Up Inventions Thread

[Cycon]

First and foremost, This may not be my invention but here it goes...

SANDPAPER CONDOM! You may have heard of it but I think this is a great invention for revenge or just a quick lolz with some chicks.
to the contrary, the inside of the condom wont have the sandpaper, but the outside will.

DISCLAIMER: UPON USING THIS CONDOM, BE AWARE THAT CHAFING AND/OR BLEEDING MIGHT OCCUR. PLEASE CONSULT A DOCTOR EITHER BEFORE OR AFTER USING THIS PRODUCT.

[Pope Randal I]

[Seto Bushura]

How's this? A small tube like device that a woman inserts into her vagina that contains razorblades, spikes, or even a miniature spring powered hypodermic needle full of a knock out agent that's activated with a forced entry....now gentlemen imagine ur dick being shredded like cheese, skewered on a spike, or even stabbed with a needle at I velocity and injected with a drug....that is true pain....

[Pope Randal I]

How's this? A small tube like device that a woman inserts into her vagina that contains razorblades, spikes, or even a miniature spring powered hypodermic needle full of a knock out agent that's activated with a forced entry....now gentlemen imagine ur dick being shredded like cheese, skewered on a spike, or even stabbed with a needle at I velocity and injected with a drug....that is true pain....

That already exists. I think this thread was intended to be a joke.

[Seto Bushura]

I know it does....that's the scary part....

[Cycon]

I still think the male catheter is one of the worst inventions thus far. Sticking a small tube up the pene-hole is just horrifying.

[PandoraPixie]

How's this? A small tube like device that a woman inserts into her vagina that contains razorblades, spikes, or even a miniature spring powered hypodermic needle full of a knock out agent that's activated with a forced entry....now gentlemen imagine ur dick being shredded like cheese, skewered on a spike, or even stabbed with a needle at I velocity and injected with a drug....that is true pain....

Ya know, they actually used to have things like that inserted into women back in the old ages. I have a book called "Rack, Rope and Red-hot Pinchers: A History of Torture and Its Instruments" that talks about that and many other sick, twisted things people have done throughout time. Yeeeahhh... just a lil "fun fact" if you will...

[PandoraPixie]

I still think the male catheter is one of the worst inventions thus far. Sticking a small tube up the pene-hole is just horrifying.

And you think it's a piece ok cake for a female? Psshhh...

The catheter itself is not a "pleasant" invention at all, no. But it is much needed in some cases, so all in all its a "good" invention, I guess.

[Cycon]

I still think the male catheter is one of the worst inventions thus far. Sticking a small tube up the pene-hole is just horrifying.

And you think it's a piece ok cake for a female? Psshhh...

The catheter itself is not a "pleasant" invention at all, no. But it is much needed in some cases, so all in all its a "good" invention, I guess.

I do know that the invention is needed for many medical ventures so you are right.

Damn..woman really did have it hard. I can't and wont think of that brutal torture for women, thats just crazy.

[PandoraPixie]

I do know that the invention is needed for many medical ventures so you are right.

Damn..woman really did have it hard. I can't and wont think of that brutal torture for women, thats just crazy.

Yes, it was, and sadly still is that way in many places.

[Cycon]

alright...so....onto happier, cooler inventions.

how about those multi-touch interface coffee tables/computers that may be the future?

I say both BADASS and FAIL, only because movies have shown us way too much already.

[PandoraPixie]

How bout those flying cars, or hover crafts w/e, they are currently coming out with?

I want one! LoL But jeezzzzuuuzzz, as if the roads arent dangerous enough as it is.. Do we really need this? lol

[Cycon]

How bout those flying cars, or hover crafts w/e, they are currently coming out with?

I want one! LoL But jeezzzzuuuzzz, as if the roads arent dangerous enough as it is.. Do we really need this? lol

People cant drive now...I can't wait to see the next generation of "flying accidents"...buildings will crumble.

this sounds funny but its kind of fucked up for everyone.

[PandoraPixie]

Well I dont think they quite FLY in the air yet... they just kinda hover a bit... but yes. This is all going to go downhill I believe.

[Cycon]

FLYING may not happen yet, true but there is that whole "highway in the sky" mechanism. I don't entirely read up on it but I think its just a huge magnet feild highway in which cars would have magnets to propel the positive poles or something. It seems interesting but also seems like the bullet-train had this idea beat MANY years ago.

[PandoraPixie]

Honestly the whole deal sounds scaary to me. I mean I look fwd to the cool gadgets & shit in the future but... some of this shit sounds like a 5 yr old said "Ooh! Let's do THIS!" and they were like "Ok! Deal! Here's a mil for the idea" or some shit. Which in some ways thats the best place to get a good idea. from a child, but then SOME things need more thought put into it while some others need to just be left alone.
Ok, now I'm rambling... grrr... ignore me

[Cycon]

I understand. These ideas sound so unreal but then they just happen to make it out in the real world.

5 year old: "Mommy! Invent the hologram pleeeeeeeeease?"

you know what? Holograms are happening. Search up youtube under "Sony Hologram"

craziness.

[PandoraPixie]

I understand. These ideas sound so unreal but then they just happen to make it out in the real world.

5 year old: "Mommy! Invent the hologram pleeeeeeeeease?"

you know what? Holograms are happening. Search up youtube under "Sony Hologram"

craziness.

I know, it's insane!

[Cycon]

I have come to notice that the Japanese have a tendency to make some completely ridiculous and yet sort of stupid inventions.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/61197/

^ is still a gay site but those images are interesting.

[PandoraPixie]

OMFG dude... that shit's hilarious! wtf is up with some of that!? LoL

[Cycon]

its Japan...what else can i say hahaha.

[PandoraPixie]

Ehhh true true... they do have some interesting things though.
Interesting in one way or another..

[Gato_The_Dancing_Robot]

How bout those flying cars, or hover crafts w/e, they are currently coming out with?

....they they said would be in production in 2000? O_O;

FAIL!!

BTW....im glad to see ur fitting in well here...!!

but hit me up online...im home all day!

[Cycon]

but hit me up online...im home all day!

was that a pickup? hahaha.

[PandoraPixie]

How bout those flying cars, or hover crafts w/e, they are currently coming out with?

....they they said would be in production in 2000? O_O;

FAIL!!

BTW....im glad to see ur fitting in well here...!!

but hit me up online...im home all day!

They are supposed to be comin out in a couple months I believe.
My hubby was the one tellin me about em. LOL He saw em talkin bout it on the news.

[Cycon]

"Its almost the end of 1999 and we hope to see MAJOR advancements in technology in 2000. flying cars, perpetual motion, automatic cocksuckers"

I HEARD IT ALL! FAIL!

[PandoraPixie]

but hit me up online...im home all day!

was that a pickup? hahaha.

LoL Its called we talk other than just here.

[Cycon]

More crazy inventions are porno machinnes

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