Stimulating the postconomy!

By the power invested in me by the state of Alaska, the board of Voodoo Economics, the man behind the dumpster at the Subway, and this gun I found in the street, I am giving you people more. More of what? Doesn't matter, you're getting it.

1 - Get More
2 - Post
3 - ?????
4 - Profit!

Seriously people, post early, post often, post what you feel like posting, it's all good. For your efforts you will reap rewards. What kind? I don't know yet, but you will.

So there and post.

I AM MAKING A POST ON THE INTERNET

Also, why'd you post this here? Wouldn't the General Discussion be a better place? Or perhaps the Suggestions board. Oh well.

Also, what did the man behind the dumpster say?

He said that only asstards double- and triple-post.

Support the postconomy? Psh, I can do that TONIGHT.

Holy shit. He spoke to you too?

That's fucking crazy.

What's fucking crazy is the irreparable damage I'll do to a certain someone if they don't cut it out.

I know where you live and I know where you sleep (or can figure it out), and your parents will cry when they see what I've done to you!

sounds fun!